Bianca

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“They make her sound mean, but she’s really sweet. Miriam says when she was a regular goat, she liked being pet on the butt. She loved eating grapes.” -- Donut[1]

Bianca Del Ciao was originally a Boer goat and dungeon familiar to Miriam Dom.[2] She is now a Hellspawn Familiar to Prepotente.

AI Description

Bianca Del Ciao. Hellspawn Familiar. Level 32.

This is a pet of Crawler Miriam Dom.

Somebody once said, “All Dogs Go to Heaven.” Whoever said that obviously never met Susan, the Pembroke Welsh Corgi gifted to future Queen Elizabeth II by her father upon on her 18th birthday.

Susan was an unholy terror. The corgi was known as a vicious little psychopath. She attacked and bit numerous members of the royal court and visitors, including multiple police officers and even the royal clock winder, who was said to suffer nightmares after the incident.

What I’m getting at is that Susan was an asshole. I know, I know. It’s not PC to call pets—or toddlers, since we’re on the subject—assholes. But that doesn’t change the fact that these assholes exist. And if there is a hell, Susan the corgi is there. She’s there along with all the other dead asshole pets, including Brandon from Punky Brewster and Misty Malarky Ying Yang, Jimmy Carter’s Siamese cat.

A hellspawn familiar occurs when a regular, asshole pet is encased in a soul protection spell, yet dies anyway. The soul becomes hellbound and tainted and then shoved back into the resurrected body of the pet, rebirthing the creature. Its regular form is combined with that of a demon. It will physically grow upon each level-up, ceasing to increase in size only when it reaches level 50. It will grow wings. It will be angry and formidable. It will be scary as shit. It will also be one of the most powerful, most badass pets available within Dungeon Crawler World. [2]

Description

Bianca was one of fifteen brown-and-white Boer goats that Miriam Dom shepherded into the Dungeon. She enjoyed butt scratches and grapes.[2]

At some point during the first two days of the Third Floor, she consumed an Enhanced Pet Biscuit and was transformed into a horse-sized Hellspawn Familiar.[3]

Appearance

Bianca is a constantly-growing four-legged beast with three pairs of human-like breasts on its underside. Although she has the same horns and face shape of a male Boer goat, her fur is now so black that it seems to absorb all light, her eyes glow red, and black phantom flames constantly emanate from her body.[3][4] Her skin crackles like a campfire, and she smells of fire.[2] She makes a wet, bug-like chittering noise.[4]

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Story

Book 2

Carl and Donut first see Bianca on an episode of Dungeon Crawler World: Earth during the Third Floor. Mordecai mentions that she's a Hellspawn Familiar, potentially one of the most powerful pets in the Dungeon. [3]

Book 4

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 4

After Club Vanquisher revoked Miriam's membership on the Fifth Floor Bubbles, Prepotente unleashed Bianca in the club's lobby. She devoured a bunch of clerics before they fled, and Club Vanquisher placed a "Holy Crusade Bounty" on her head.[5]

Book 5

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 5

Bianca is level 32 at the beginning of the Sixth Floor, and now roughly the size of a draft horse. Her ridged back has sprouted stubby wings.[2]

Later on the sixth floor, she gets a full set of black, smoking wings, and a saddle. She is described by Carl as the size of a large rhinoceros. Translucent, black-hued flames crackled across Bianca’s body, which smelled of burned flesh. When Prepotente is on the saddle, he also burns with the black flames. The ground burns where she walks.

On the 7th Floor, Bianca is level 70, and has grown a second set of wings behind her first pair, giving her an even more insectile appearance. Her goat horns curled and glowed. Steam emanates from her eyes.

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 6) (p. 67). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 6)
  3. 3.0 3.1 3.2 Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 14)
  4. 4.0 4.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 32)
  5. Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 25)
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