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She is setting up a lemonade stand in memory of her pig, Sausage. She is guarded by the feral goose Denise.
AI Description
Bonnie - Dirigible Gnome. Juvenile. Level 5.
Little Bonnie only loves two things in this world. Her pet pig Sausage and getting what she wants.
The only daughter of Commandant Kane, a case can be made that she's the true leader of the Wasteland. It is said that when Sausage was captured and held as ransom by the Bactrian camels, the young woman threw such an epic temper tantrum that the only thing that calmed her was watching her father order the bombing of the neutral changeling settlement.
That's the rumor, at least. The truth is, nobody knows much about the shy child. As such, do not judge her too harshly. She is but a spoiled, rich kid. If she's evil, she doesn't know any better, If she's not, it's a tragedy that you're probably going to have to kill her.
Life's a bitch.
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