Boomer

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Boomer' is a former crawler who bowed out on the 10th floor. He eventually came back to help Carl and Donut's army in their Faction Wars. The old man had been an outspoken critic of the crawl for a very long time.

Before Returning for Faction Wars

After his crawl, Boomer survived as a merchant on the sixth floor for many, many seasons before finally escaping. He’d been banned from Crawl Con years ago after threatening to “fist fuck” an orcish show runner to death during a panel. Porthus had publicly distanced himself from the militant, former crawler after that, but apparently, they’d been in close contact the whole time.

There was an active warrant for the old man’s arrest after a deadly waystation brawl a few cycles back. A brawl that had started after an argument about the crawl. He’d killed someone and had disappeared into the ether.

He had a disdain of Poetry and often joked around with York about his fascination with Poetry.

Appearance

Carl described him as looking world’s fattest bulldog, pickled for about 5,000 years, with elf ears and a cigar in his mouth. He also thought Boomer looked as solid as he was old, and had a voice to match. Donut said that he smelled nice, like cedar mixed with acorns.

His weapons were a pair of war gauntlets similar to Carl's Grull gauntlet.

Gallery

Art by u/Mashermello, Reddit

Art by u/OutFold, Reddit

Story

Book 7

Tipid put the old elf in charge of the 106th Bloody Leeches, and the soldiers all loved him. His class iallowed him to buff a large number of soldiers at once. His help and tactical advice was pivotal in the army's success.

He survived Faction wars and teamed up with York to help Katia and the children on the surface of planet Earth. He is an important member of the resistance organization, The Open Intellect Action Network.

Mechanics: Bosses • Crawlers • Elites • NPCs

Keyword Definitions: Feral • Vorpal