Earth Hobby Potion

Why would something like this be required? What would be the purpose? Was it some bureaucratic attempt at preserving Earth culture? It didn’t make sense, yet at the same time it reminded me of some bullshit the military would enact. [1]

Everyone who chose an Earth Class got a Silver Earth Box with three items including an Earth Hobby Potion. Donut got the Scutelliphily Skill, Carl got Cesta Punta Skill as his hobby and Katia became a Gearhead .

AI Description

Earth Hobby Potion

Per subsection 1256-C of the Indigenous Species Protection Act, this particular reward is required by the Syndicate Government to be awarded to all Crawlers who have chosen a domestic class.

Taking this potion is optional, however it may not be sold or transferred to other Crawlers or entities.

Upon drinking this, you will immediately obtain a Level Three skill ability in a unique, Earth-based hobby. The benefit is chosen at random, however you will not receive a skill that you currently have.

Gods, I hate it when the lawyers make me put their crap into the descriptions. Don’t you? Anyway, this could be something useful like Parkour or Jui-jitsu, or you could get fucked and receive some useless crap like Stamp Collecting or Kombucha Brewing. Don’t get your hopes up. The fact your planet was filled with so many boring assholes with inane, ridiculous hobbies tips the scales way out of your favor. [1]

List of Earth Skills

Earth Skill
Crawler Earth Skill
Donut Scutelliphily Skill Level 3 [1]
Carl Cesta Punta Skill Level 3 [1]
Katia Grim Gear Head Skill Level 3 [2]

Story

Book 2

Both Donut and Carl got an Earth Hobby Potion from an Earth Box for choosing an Earth Class on the Third Floor. Donut got the Scutelliphily Skill and Carl got the Cesta Punta Skill Level 3. [1]

Katia Grim got the Gear Head Skill from her potion as a reward for choosing the Earth based class Monster Truck Driver Class. [2]

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 5)
  2. 2.0 2.1 Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 21)