Earth Upgrade Patch

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"This is just a screen print," Donut said, pushing the patch aside with a strange amount of disgust. "Amateur hour. It really is a shame we've walked away from the fine art of embroidery."[1]

The Earth Upgrade Patch is an Upgrade Patch given to Carl on the Fifth Floor in a Platinum Spicy Box rewarded to him for the Soft Vore Achievement.

AI Description

Upgrade Patch. Small.

This patch depicts the planet Earth, which is currently under the regency of the Borant System.

Ahh, the planet earth. A whole lot of culture. A whole lot of spunk. So many dumbasses.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:

  • +5% to Strength.
  • Immunity from cloud-based attacks.

Warning: Upgrade patches are fleeting items. You may remove them, but they will be destroyed in the process.[1]

Appearance

A tiny, round patch depicting the planet earth. Is is about the size of a half-dollar and is screen-printed, not embroidered.[1]

Location

The exact location of the patch is not indicated in Book 4.

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 5

Katia Grim sews the Skyfowl Upgrade Patch next to the Earth Upgrade Patch on the Enchanted Anarchist's Battle Rattle on the jacket's shoulder. [2]

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 28)
  2. Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 36)