Enchanted Fae Scale Quadruped Crupper of the Fleet

“What? Are you scared of my butt or something? I’ll have you know it is glorious.” She waggled it at the elves, jingling the crupper that hung like a skirt across her backside. “This is an award-winning derriere!”[1]

The Enchanted Fae Scale Quadruped Crupper of the Fleet is a piece of silver, skirt-like armor that covers the rear half of a quadruped's body (but not their stomach), with a special slot for the tail, and hangs about halfway to the floor.[2] It boosts the wearer's Dexterity, but jingles a little when the wearer moves and "poofs" out like a skirt when they fall.[2][3][4]

AI Description

Enchanted Fae Scale Quadruped Crupper of the Fleet.
Boy is that a fucking mouthful. By the gods.
+2 to Dexterity.

Light and flexible, this scale armor is made from Fae Steel. While not as strong as Elven mail or even good Orcish steel, it’s the strongest alloy that fairy folk can wear. It’s not the best protection, but it’ll make your ass look oh so pretty.[5]

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Story

Book 1

Donut receives the Fae Scale Crupper in a Bronze Boss Box on the First Floor, after she and Carl kill the Goblin Chieftain.[2]

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 20) (p. 263). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 19)
  3. Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 23)
  4. Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 33)
  5. Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 19) (p. 147). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.