Enchanted Lock Box of the Night Wyrm

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Enchanted Lock Box of the Night Wyrm is an item

AI Description

Engaged Lock Box of the Night Wyrm.
“Ahh, what’s in the box? What’s in the fucking box?”
Two of three seals have been broken.
This is really two items. It’s a box, and there’s a prize within. You can see the prize, but you can’t get to it until you open the box. In order to open the box, you must break all three seals.
Here’s the prize inside the box:
The Orchid of Eileithyia’s Grace.
Warning: This item can only be used by a female. Or a male, if you’re a seahorse.
It’s a flower. You’re supposed to eat it, though it might be a good decoration instead. It probably tastes like a bullshit salad at some hippie vegan restaurant with a month-long waiting list. The whole thing is a metaphor for the duality of the weakness and strength of all women or some shit. I’m not good with this stuff, and Eileithyia is a weird one. Did you know she can shoot acid milk from her nipples? Fucking weird.
Anyway, if you eat this flower, it renders you unconscious for one hour with your health at 1% of your max. You cannot heal during this time.
If you survive this ordeal, you will be given one of three permanent boons from the goddess Eileithyia. The given boon is at the discretion of the goddess, and it cannot be predicted.
If you choose to worship Eileithyia before you consume this flower, the descriptions of the boons will be expanded. She will also ask you which of the three you’d prefer. Her cooperation is not guaranteed, especially if she doesn’t like you. But Eileithyia is known to be a generous goddess.
The three possible boons:
Boon one: Your base Constitution will triple. Any future points added into Constitution will be three points instead of one. All Constitution bonuses are tripled.
In other words, you’ll be pretty much indestructible to physical damage from now on. You’ll still be vulnerable to insta-kill stuff, just FYI, but this is a good one.
Warning: This bonus will stop working if Eileithyia dies or if you pass the 12th floor. Everything already added to your base will stay.
Boon two: Celestial Attendant. You are immediately transferred to the 12th floor. You are given employment as a celestial attendant until the Ascendency games begin, at which time you are given the option to exit the dungeon or continue.
Warning: This bonus will freeze your current progress. You will be considered a temporary, non-combatant NPC. Your sponsorships and inventory will be frozen. You will immediately leave any parties. This is not a permanent position, and is not deemed a legal contract between yourself and the current showrunners. Legal advice will be available once your attendant indentureship is completed.
This might sound like a bad boon. It’s a gamble for sure, but Celestial Attendants are usually protected from harm as long as you do what you’re told. That protection ends once the games begin, but you’re given the option to take a deal at this point.
Boon three. Your race will permanently be changed back to your birth race. You will be made pregnant. You will be given the option to choose the father. He will need to be the same race as you. Don’t worry. You don’t have to boink him. Unless you want.
Warning: Due to the current season’s ruleset, receiving this boon will render you ineligible to continue within the game. You will be disqualified and exported to the Kinder Facility located in the former city of Mumbai, India on the surface of the planet. You will lose all future benefits of participating in Dungeon Crawler World: Earth.
Pretty cool, huh? A worthy prize for a worthy feat. But you gotta get to it first.
Lock Box of the Night Wyrm.
The box is attuned to Crawler #9,077,265. Katia Grim. Only this crawler may complete these tasks.
This box is locked. Two of three seals have been broken. Break the final seal to open.
In order to open this box, you need to break all three seals. To break each seal, you must complete the following tasks. Don’t worry, they’re all easy. Trivial, really.
If you perish before the tasks are completed, this box will destroy the prize within.
Completed Tasks:

Kill someone you are currently or formerly partied with.

Kill a country or level boss.

Pending Task:

Find a Guild of Suffering and complete an assassination quest. Owning this box grants temporary access to the guild. ^[1]

Appearance

The box is a rectangular dark wooden box covered in carved spiderweb patterns. The box is light and about the size of a music box. It crackles with dark energy. Three marble sized jewels are on the lid, attached with a metallic claw. One of the three jewels glows while the other two are cracked and burned out. The side of the box has slats in it, and inside is a pink orchid. ^[1]