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Enchanted Silver Bracelet of the Ab-solar is a bracelet.
AI Description
Enchanted Silver Bracelet of the Ab-solar.
“AnD SO The lioN fEll iN lOVe WiTh The LaMB.”
I’m actually quite fond of the Twilight novels. Plus, I would never stoop so low as to disparage the work of an over-imaginative and obviously undersexed artist who managed to become a brazilianaire from barely-disguised erotica targeted at adolescent girls. However, I would like to take this opportunity to point out that your culture’s obsession with fictional underaged heroes was absolutely misguided.
Paul Atreides was fifteen years old. Harry Potter was just eleven in the beginning of the first book. The kids from Stranger Things were all tweens. Kid ‘n Play were (portrayed to be) high schoolers when they threw that epic party.
Fairy tales. Myths. Lies.
Spoiler alert. Kids are all idiots, and when they’re forced into a life or death situation, they overwhelmingly make stupid decisions and get themselves killed. Like, almost right away. They’re like that rabbit you see sitting on the side of the road that decides to dart in front of your car at the worst possible moment. They’re so efficient at getting themselves squished, you can’t help but wonder if they're doing it on purpose. Go ahead. Complain. Tell me I’m wrong. Trust me on this one. I’ve done some pretty extensive and conclusive research on the matter.
This apotropaic talisman looks like something a goth teenaged girl would shoplift from a Hot Topic. A girl who dreams about one day meeting a hundred-year-old predator and making him fall in love with her.
Remember, it’s not a crime if he’s handsome or rich or looks like a teenager.
Anyway, this bracelet imbues the following effects:
- Protection against Vampirism.
- Protection against Lycanthropy.
- +25% Magical damage against all sapient undead. [1]
References
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 43)
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