Enchanted Spiked Kneepads of the Shade Gnoll Riot Forces

“Remember when I said you looked ridiculous before?” Donut said, looking me up and down. “Mordecai, darling. Is there a worst-dressed award for the dungeon?”[1]

Enchanted Spiked Kneepads of the Shade Gnoll Riot Forces are self-adjusting slip-on knee bracers covered in retractable 8" (20.32cm) long, thin, needle-like spikes, which seem to "magically" pop out when needed.

AI Description

Enchanted Spiked Kneepads of the Shade Gnoll Riot Forces
Adds 10% Damage Reflect to all equipped armor.
Cancels all Momentum-based attacks.

Made of skin and fur and the spiky things from the back of Thorn Cadavers, these kneepads are both good protection and they’re stylish. Stylish, that is, if your knees are cosplaying as hedgehogs.[2]

Story

Book 1

Carl receives the Kneepads in a Gold Crowd Control Box as an award for killing 15+ mobs in a single attack (by lobbing some Goblin Dynamite into the Hoarder's lair).[3][4] For a full breakdown of his increasingly disastrous ensemble on the First Floor, see Carl/Floor 1.

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 12) (p. 108). Dandy House. Kindle Edition.
  2. Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 12) (pp. 107-108). Kindle Edition.
  3. Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 11)
  4. Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 12)