A list of all instances of Crawler Carl's famous catchphrase:
Goddamnit Donut! - Carl
Jeff Hays says Goddamnit Donut in character voices
Book 1
During the fight with the Hoarder:
“She’s almost dead. You can kill them when you kill her!”
“Goddamnit Donut,” I cried as a second cockroach bit me.” [1]
When blowing up the Goblin Chieftain
"There sure were a lot of babies in there, too" Donut said in that last moment before the blast. [2]
“Goddamnit Donut,” I said. [3]
When Donut points out that if they don't kill Frank Q and Maggie My: [4]
“But if we don’t stop them, they’ll hurt somebody else.”
I stopped dead in the hallway. I looked at the cat. It was a very un-Donut-like thing to say. But worse, it was the truth.
“Goddamnit, Donut,” I said.”
On Dungeon Crawler After Hours with Odette, Odette points out Carl's Catchphrase: [5]
I sighed inwardly, doing my best not to let my dismay show. “Goddamnit, Donut,” I said.
After the interview: [5]
She’d had but a single taste, but I could already tell. She was addicted to this. To the crowd. To the cheers. It was going to be a problem.
“Goddamnit, Donut,” I muttered.
While trapped in the safe room by the Rage Elemental, Donut comments on the closeup of Jack's dick:
“Wow,” Donut said. “Yours isn’t nearly that big. Or oily looking. And it doesn’t have that hat thing.”
If looks could kill, the glare Imani shot at the cat would’ve ripped her in two.
“Goddamnit, Donut,” I muttered before realizing I’d said it. “Not now.” [6]
During the chase with the Rage Elemental, Carl tells Donut to jump off the Goblin Copper Chopper:
“Oil slick! Then jump,” I cried.
“Jump? Are you crazy!”
“Goddamnit, Donut. Do it!” [7]
After Zev tells them about the Pork Boy Snick:
“Carl, darling. I can’t believe you hooked up with that guy,” Donut said loudly. She pushed at the door, heading out of the room. “He sure squealed a lot, though.” Her laughter trailed off into the hallway.
“Goddamnit, Donut,” I said. [8]
Book 2
When Donut chooses the Former Child Actor Class and makes Mordecai her manager:
“Goddamnit, Donut!” Mordecai cried. “God fucking damnit!” [9]
On sneaking up on a Former Circus Lemur:
“Be quiet, Mongo, and watch how Mommy does this.”
“Wait. Goddamnit, Donut,” I hissed.”[10]
After his Scroll of Upgrade upgraded his Enchanted BigBoi Boxers:
“Oh this is delicious. Positively delicious!” Donut said. “Don’t worry, Carl. Maybe the next box will contain leather chaps. You can still wear those. Those would really frame out your feet.” She looked up at the ceiling. “Can you imagine how sexy Carl would be in chaps?”
“Goddamnit, Donut,” I said.”[11]
On the behavior of Lucia Mar's Dogs:
“Those dogs sound just awful,” Donut said, her voice slurring. “Bitch-ass rottweilers. Almost as bad as cocker spaniels. Think they’re so smart.” Goddamnit, Donut. “Don’t be saying that stuff,” I said.” [12]
On finishing the Sex Workers Who Fell from the Heavens Quest
“Because they killed her. And they probably killed her because we got that quest,” Donut said. “If we hadn’t, she’d probably be in the bar right now waiting to ask someone else to help her.”
Goddamnit, Donut. She was right. [13]
On helping Hekla's lost teammate
“Of course!” Donut said before I could respond. “We’d love to help your friend!”
Goddamnit Donut.
Book 3
Book 4
Book 5
Book 6
Book 7
Gallery
References
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 11)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 17)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 18)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 20)
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 28)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 39)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 40)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 44)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 1)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 5)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 13)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 15)
- ↑ Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 17)