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“Why do they keep calling it human resources?” Donut asked. “It’s racist!” [1]
Madison is a Human Resources Associate on the Iron Tangle. She boards the Nightmare Express in Trainyard E and gets off at station 60.
AI Description
Madison – Human. Level 10.
Iron Tangle Human Resources Associate
This is a Non-Combatant NPC.
Madison’s real name was probably something like Jennifer or Ruth, but she had it legally changed to something more trendy right around the same time as her divorce. After multiple rounds of breast augmentation, Pilates, and labiaplasty, Madison has emerged as a new woman. She don’t need no man. While only a human resources associate—after all, she started her career late—she still walks the world with new confidence. She won’t tell this to any of her friends at her book club, but she relishes the power she has over the other Iron Tangle employees. She feels an almost sexual surge of gratification when she tells those dwarves that overtime is mandatory.
Description
Madison is the benefits manager for the Kravyad and the Station Mimics. [1]
Her ex-husband Rod is with Doris, the person over in Substation B in charge of the Krakaren Clone (Fourth Floor). [2]
Appearance
Madison is a human woman in her mid-40's, described by Carl as a typical suburban soccer mom. She reminds him of Bea's Mother with the excessive plastic surgery.
She is wearing a white business dress (covered in soot) and a single black heel. She had an intitricate hair style in the form of a bun on top of her head that was messed up running away from the Festering Ghouls in Train yard E. [1]
Story
Book 3
Madison hops onto the Nightmare Express to escape a pack of Festering Ghouls as the Royal Court of Princess Donut drives past The Iron Tangle Substation E building in Trainyard E. She demands to be taken to Trainyard A, which Carl suspects doesn't exist. Instead they agree to take her to Station 60, the employee station.
On the way, Carl grills her about the Kravyad and the Station Mimic. As he goes to warn people about the trap at station 433, Fire Brandy starts grilling Madison about her paycheck. When they get to station 60 and see the empty station, Madison insists on staying there. [2]
She was hung by the dwarfs and the grimlings after they started realising that their entire lives where a lie.
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 17)
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 18)
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