Maestro

“But nothing is too good for Maestro’s piglets! Suck it! Suck it good, piglets!”
“Glurp, glurp!” the audience screamed. “Glurp, glurp!” [1]

Maestro is the youngest son of King Rust of the Skull Empire and Queen Consort Ugloo and youngest brother of Prince Stalwart and Princess Formidable. Formerly host of the show Death Watch Extreme Dungeon Mayhem.

Description

This Maestro guy was the worst kind of a bully. A bully with an audience. [1]

The Maestro (or Prince Maestro) is first introduced as host of the show Death Watch Extreme Dungeon Mayhem, a production he puts on with his brother Prince Stalwart. The show bullies crawlers, intending to display their suffering for a young audience. When Carl and Donut are on the show, Carl pushes back at Maestro's tactics, humiliating Maestro on his own show. [2] This humiliation continues when a Snick is released of Carl and Maestro in an explicit situation. [3]

Appearance

Maestro is a huge, muscular orc about six and a half feet tall. His flesh is dark, covered in black, bristly hair. His left tusk is completely gold. He has a line of gold earrings on his left ear and a several gold chains on his chest.On the show he wears a pink silk shirt that is halfway buttoned up.Carl estimates he is in his early twenties. [1]

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Story

Book 1

Hosts a talk-show called Death Watch Extreme Dungeon Mayhem. Carl and Donut appear on the show along with fellow crawlers Li Jun, Zhang, Frank Q, and Maggie My. After Carl repeatedly makes a fool of him on the show, the Maestro gives Maggie My a Legendary Skill Potion of Find Crawler so she can find Carl in the Dungeon and kill him.[2]

He and Carl become the subjects of a fan fiction video called "Pork Boy Snick" and he earns the nickname "Carl's Naughty Little Piggie".[3]

Book 2

Due to how the Pork Boy Snick stirs up major unrest in the Skull Empire, King Rust formally disowns the Maestro in a bid to quell the unrest. Once Prince Stalwart attacks the trailer containing the Valtay Corporation's pop star Manasa (presumably thinking it contained Carl and Donut), the Valtay retaliate and destroy Stalwart's yacht. Queen Consort Ugloo and Maestro were presumed to be on board and assumed to have been killed. [4]

Book 3

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3

It is believed he was on the royal yacht destroyed by the Valtay Corporation in response to the attack on Manasa, but it turns out he was already in the dungeon. He sponsors the War God Grull to exact revenge against Carl at the end of The Iron Tangle, but is thwarted.[5]

Book 5

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 5

At some point he was sentenced for an unknown crime but he escaped any serious repercussions as his franchise was brought by a subsidiary of a subsidiary owned by the Skull empire.[6]

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 42)
  2. 2.0 2.1 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 43)
  3. 3.0 3.1 Dinniman, Matt. Dungeon Crawler Carl (Chapter 44)
  4. Dinniman, Matt. Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Chapter 19)
  5. Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 33)
  6. Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 26)
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