Rev-Up Toilet-Grade Moonshine

It's not a pyramid, though. It says so right here
-- Donut^[1]

Rev-Up Toilet-Grade Moonshine is manufactured and dropped by Unvaccinated Clurichaun Rev-Up Consultants on the Second Floor. Rev-Up Moonshine Consultants sell this item to other mobs, but it's definitely not a pyramid scheme.^[1]

Appearance

Large, sturdy-looking clay jugs with a small round handle and "Rev-Up" written on the side.^[1]

AI Description

Rev-Up Toilet-Grade Moonshine
Type: Accelerant.
Effect: Highly flammable liquid. Explosive fumes.
Status: Will not activate until introduced to flame.

At 180 proof, this moonshine will take the hair off your chest and then put it back on. The Rev-Up version is distilled using two types of sugars: the slime trails left behind by the passage of the Brindle Grub, and a secretive, proprietary source. Created exclusively on the dungeon’s second floor by the Rev-Up company, jugs of this concoction are highly sought after by the drinking establishments that populate the third, sixth, ninth, twelfth, fifteenth, and eighteenth floors. Drinking a swig (defined as 1.5 ounces) of this “potion” will immediately cause you to gain the Shit-Faced debuff, has a 50% chance to render you Blind for a period of 30 hours, a 5% chance to immediately kill you, and a 45% chance to permanently raise a random stat by two points.^[2]

Story

Book 1

Carl creates the Carl's Jug O'Boom by pouring out a splash of Rev-Up Moonshine, adding Goblin Oil, and inserting a torch into the mouth of the jug like cork.^[1]

Book 2

Carl trades Quint three bottles of Rev-Up Moonshine for a starter kit in the Desperado Club on the Third Floor. ^[3]

Trivia

• Rev-Up Moonshine blended with the corpse of a Laminak creates the Rev-Up Immunity Smoothie.^[4]
• It is very likely that the secret proprietary source mentioned in the System AI's description is the "juice" of the Krakaren Clone (Second Floor).^[4]

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