Seize the Day Toothpaste

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Appearance

A regular unenchanted toothbrush and a red tube of toothpaste with a black skull on it. The tube also has "Carpe Diem" written on it in Comic Sans font.[1]

AI Description

Seize the Day Toothpaste - Five Applications You know that feeling you get when you walk out into the world with minty-fresh breath? It’s like you can take on any challenge that is thrown your way. It gives you confidence. It boosts your self-esteem. It makes you feel like you’re on top of the damn world.

Well, this stuff does none of that. However, if you brush your teeth using this enchanted, cherry-flavored toothpaste, you are imbued with the following buffs for 30 hours:

+Three Times Damage to all Boss Monsters.

or

+Four Times Damage to all Boss Monsters if the Boss is a Province, Country, or Floor Boss.

This buff may only be applied in a safe room.[1]

Story

Book 3

This item is received by Carl from his Platinum Big Daddy Box for the Three Cheers for Slaughter Achievement. [1]

Book 5

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3

Used by Donut before the fight with Queen Imogen.[2]

Trivia

The AI description says that the toothpaste doesn't buff confidence or self-esteem, just damage. Despite this the toothpaste is mentioned when calculating Donut's charisma for charming Ferdinand.[2]

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 Dinniman, Matt. The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Chapter 15)
  2. 2.0 2.1 Dinniman, Matt. The Butcher's Masquerade (Chapter 72)