Sharp-Elbows

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Sharp-Elbows is

AI Description

Sharp-Elbows. Level 80.
Blah, blah, blah basically a Necromancer.
This is Deckmaster Number Nine of Ten.
You want short descriptions? Okay, you little bitch. It’s not like you’re at a disadvantage when the descriptions are long. You know your perception of time slows during these moments? I could make one of these as long as a Zack Snyder film, and it wouldn’t matter. I do that for you. Because of our special connection. And you don’t appreciate it? Fuck you. ^[1]

“Uh,” I said, exchanging a look with Donut. “Can I get a little bit of a description?” The AI paused and made an exasperated noise.

Loosely and half-assedly based on the rich and beautiful Ioway culture, this legendary creature has a really interesting backstory, but you don’t want to hear it, do you? Suit yourself. I just hope you haven’t killed too many of those turkeys. There’s your description, you ungrateful little prick.^[1]