Squeeze out the Juice Box Quest

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Quest

New Quest. Squeeze out the Juice Box.
That mischievous Changeling prostitute appears to be more important to this story than you first thought. It also appears she's rather fond of her brothers and sisters, many of whom are currently outside, mixed in with the poor, oblivious Dromedarians, preparing to die in a desperate attempt to destroy all the incoming bombs with flak. If this town is bombed, they will not succeed. They will not even come close to succeeding.
To win this quest, you must save Hump Town from the inevitable bombardment, which will occur when the timer reaches zero.
Reward: You will receive a Platinum Quest Box.
In addition, all crawlers in this quadrant will receive a permanent fifty percent charisma bonus during any future interactions with Changelings.
You'll also receive my undying respect, because there is no way in hell even you can pull this one off.^[1]

Quest Status

Quest Complete. Squeeze out the Juice Box.
So, if we're being technical here, you "won" the quest. You "saved" Hump Town from the bombardment. Congratulations. If I was allowed to upgrade your prize, I would. Maybe. I dunno. Actually, you know what? No. No, I wouldn't. Fuck you.
Reward: You've received a Platinum Quest Box. ^[2]