Tracked All-Terrain Suicide Machine. The Royal Chariot

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Tracked All-Terrain Suicide Machine. The Royal Chariot is a vehicle constructed by Carl on the Fifth Floor.

AI Description

Tracked All-Terrain Suicide Machine. The Royal Chariot – Contraption.

If a snowmobile got drunk on moonshine and had a sweaty, ill-advised night with a hillbilly’s coon-hunting ATV, this oversized birth defect of a vehicle would be the result. Quickly traverses through both sand and snow. Don’t worry about the lack of roll cage or the grossly-misplaced center of gravity, or the fact this thing will do an impressive impersonation of a catapult the moment it hits a rock. The most important part is that it looks kind of badass. [1]

References

  1. Dinniman, Matt. The Gate of the Feral Gods (Chapter 4)